semen has as much vitamin c in it as an orange
so what you’re telling me is that sucking dick can prevent scurvy
this really sheds a whole new light on pirate lifestyles
“ People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within. ”
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross (via psych-facts)
“ My point is: in this whole wide world the only person you can depend on is you. ”
Haruki Murakami, Kafka on the Shore (via psych-facts)
“ Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. ”
Buddha (via psych-facts)
What happened when strangers saw a little boy shivering outside without a coat. See the full video here.
if theres a post about a door do not mention panic at the disco do not just do n’t od anything dont do it dont fucking do it
YOU GUYS HAD ONE FUCKING JOB
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”